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"To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three people, two of whom are absent"
-- Robert Copeland

“Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.”
-- John Kenneth Galbraith

"If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and will never achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings"".
-- Dave Barry